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Thursday, August 06, 2009

"Mourning the man behind ‘The Breakfast Club’"

Are you serious? Mourning/morning. Breakfast happens in the morning. Ha, ha. Someone at CNN continues to slip shit like this in for the obit posts. The last one I remember was the special little detail that Farrah Fawcett Died from ANAL cancer. They actually put ANAL cancer on the front page of their website. Whatever. Maybe it's not a big deal. Fox did the same thing. Your thoughts are appreciated.

CNN post here

Monkey man out.




Monday, July 20, 2009

Random video post


Punch-Out Rap - Watch more Other Funny Stuff

Enjoy!




Thursday, July 16, 2009

In honor of the space program...



Ever wanted to know what really goes on during those missions to outer space?
Check out this website that collects reports that have come from NASA astronauts
about the crazy wacky shit that they have experienced!

You can read reports from the likes of:

Major Gordon Cooper
Donald Slayton
Major Robert White
Joseph A. Walker
Commander Eugene Cernan
Ed White & James McDivitt
James Lovell and Frank Borman
Neil Armstrong & Edwin Aldrin
Maurice Chatelain
Scott Carpenter




Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Here he sits, upon a hill of beans...

Hello all.

Is anyone out there? Not sure if that noise I heard was an echo, or just a lot of folks growing up :( I don't even really know what that meant, but it sounded good.
In fact, if you could, play some sad song, and then read that line again.

I wanted to drop a link here to my new website. I'm trying to get some pictures and pieces up online, along with offering all of my wonderful multi-media sservices.

Be on the look out for a new blog, and even a facebook page in the coming weeks.

Here is my new site (it will redirect you) PhilBardi.com

More soon.




Sunday, May 24, 2009

Delicious monkey $18.95


Look - delicious monkey. Gotta get me one of those.


Got this image from indevelopment.org
But, the image is actually a fake ad from a series of comics called 1963, published by image comics.




Monday, December 08, 2008

Belgium pics part 2

Update 12/17/08

I was in Belgium for a group show from Nov 29th to Dec 3rd. I stayed in the city of Gent and these are a few of the hundreds of pictures I took of this artfully constructed city. Everywhere I turned, there was this amazing architecture, which felt kind of fake - like is this really real. It felt like Disney world - particularly at night when the city was lit up.

Also, some of you may be wondering what's going on with the black face and the black man chocolate figurines. Well, the short answer is, this character is known as Zwarte Piet - Santa's "helper". Kind of like an elf but not...more like a slave. Originally Zwarte Piet put bad kids in a sack and beat them. Now, he helps Santa bring goodies to all the good boys and girls. Anyway, it's an interesting bit of Belgian culture that would be seen as incredibly offensive over here. Check out this Music video to see what i am talking about.






















Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Belgium

Some pics from my trip to Belgium. Enjoy! I will try to explain later. For now, take a look at the pics - all taken from a town in Belgium called Ghent.













Monday, November 24, 2008

Abort Mission?























I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.