old people porn exploding in Japan!

from Time.com



"Japan's Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn"-time.com

Besides his glowing complexion, Shigeo Tokuda looks like any other 74-year-old man in Japan. Despite suffering a heart attack three years ago, the lifelong salaryman now feels healthier, and lives happily with his wife and a daughter in downtown Tokyo. He is, of course, more physically active than most retirees, but that's because he's kept his part-time job — as a porn star.

The human condition

It never ceases to amaze me the terribly odd diseases and illnesses that affect animals.  I truly feel sorry for these people, even if they might not want my pity.

"The 'The Tree Man of Java’ is hoping to get married after doctors performed four major operations to hack away the bark-like tissue sprouting from his hands and feet."

It's never good when they need to 'hack away' something from your body.

It will still take quite a bit, at least for me, to beat Huang Chuncai who you might have seen on Yahoo News a few months back.



Lastly, is this what became of Carey Cavalier (for those who know of him)?

All Through The Night

Tastes of the Shit (PART ONE)

The Blob - see what happens when a man injects silicone into his penis... over a period of 6 years

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I love the internet

The good news for this mystery blonde is that the digital camera she mislaid on holiday has been found.

The bad news is that the revealing pictures of herself stored on its memory card have been posted on the internet.

The finder uploaded the pictures on to the social networking website Facebook where the group he set up - called Help us reunite this lass with her camera - is gaining members at the rate of one every five seconds.

Here's a link to all the photos. I'm sure GB especially will enjoy.

More shocking news...

Tillman, a member of the Army's elite Rangers force, was awarded the Silver Star, the military's third-highest combat decoration, after the Army said he was killed leading a counterattack.

The Army later acknowledged not only that Tillman was killed by his fellow soldiers, but that officers in Tillman's chain of command knew the counterattack story was bogus.

Though the military blamed the erroneous report on an inadequate initial investigation, Mary Tillman told ESPN Radio last month that everyone involved in the shooting knew immediately that her son had been shot three times in the head by a member of his platoon.

"That was not a misstep, that was not an error," she said. "This was an attempt to dupe the public and to promote this war and to get recruitments up, and that is immoral."

Water Gushes Onto Highway

Water Gushes Onto Highway -

April Fools?

Gmail Paper. Is this an April Fool's joke? Seems like it - but they are known for rolling out big things today. Right on the gmail login page they talk about it but once I log in I don't see anything.

Fire in the hole!

Last night as LPG and I were watching TV, we heard a loud explosion.

A few moments later we heard more loud explosions. I immediately called everyone’s favorite CRIME BLOTTER reporter “Joe” to see if he had the scoop. Turns out he did not. LPG and I went back to watching TV. A few minutes later “Joe” called back with news! The captain had called him* and told him that a Tanker had exploded right by our house. Not only that, but the tanker spilled a bunch of fuel down onto the ground, and now other stuff was on fire, and… manhole covers are blowing off, because some fuel spilled into the sewers.

Nice.

I took out the old trusty camera and went to the corner.

I could not really get any great pics L

Here is the story.

*Joe does not actually know the Captain, or even “A” Captain. He actually heard the story on the news, which came right after LOST. Since we have the DVR, and since we paused to figure out wtf was exploding, we were a few minutes behind.

"batteries included"

Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house Crystal shares with her grandmother. The box had batteries on top, and a note that said "Congratulations Crystal. This side up. Batteries included."

Crystal opened the box and found her dog's head inside. The box also contained Valentine's Day candy.

This is one super fucked up little story. Another thing that jumped out at me when I read it was that the supposed 17 year old sounds retarded. Not that it necessarily has anything to do with anything.

As I once sex to have wanted

Here's part of a "translated" post from a german blog. Thank God for this Google feature. ;-)

as I once sex to have wanted

that is none here sexblog, for lack of sex and others bases, otherwise would have been long reported to thus, meet over what went some months ago, as the woman from the Internet, from whom I did not know many more than older and statur and whose know about me was similarly exhaustive, as that woman and I decided, each other because we wanted, TC, sex, with one another, by which virtual anonymity however should remain as many existing as possible also in the material, so that we agreed in the long run to select as place of the meeting a hotel room

Orville Redenbacher resurrected in creepy new commercial

Contrast the above with the original Orville below. Also, I found a blog that talks more about this new ad. You can read more about it here.

Radio controlled pigeons?

Scientists with the Robot Engineering Technology Research Center of east China's Shandong University of Science and Technology say they implanted micro electrodes in the brain of a pigeon so they can command it to fly right or left or up or down.

The implants stimulated different areas of the pigeon's brain according to signals sent by the scientists via computer, and forced the bird to comply with their commands.
- Wired

Here is a link to the wired article.
And here is a link to a chinese article, where I got the picture. There's only one more pic to see, as far as I can tell.

Dee Dee Ramone and his brief rap career

This one's for you, Joe. Oh, and I finally got a copy of that dee dee ramone rap album - Standing in the Spotlight. I'll get around to sending it to you soon.

Roly Poly Fish Heads

I like to take mine to the movies, cause you don't have to pay for them.

I'm sure Domina and joe remember this back when MTV actually played music - back in the early 80's(IMDB says it was made back in 1982). I loved this when I was a kid. Also, as I was watching it for the first time since I was a wee lad, I noticed the main character resembled Bill Paxton. But, I thought it was just a coincidence. As it turns out, it was Bill Paxton. Check out the link to imdb to learn more about this great classic that helped warp our generation into the perfect little psychopaths we are today.

Something to prove our commitment to the scatalogical

Grand Theft Mario

I just saw this firt through Gonintendo, and thought you 'd all get a kick out of this. I certainly did. Enjoy!