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Monday, April 18, 2005

A new pope?

A new day has begun and a new Pope is on the way. It is today where the officials of the Catholic Church meet to choose a new Jerk-off buddy. The new pope will be selected in secret, in the Sistine Chapel, in what is rumored to be a Circle jerk contest. Yes, this tough decision will be entered into through the most basic form of human expression - a Jerk-off contest! So, we'll see soon who holds the most holy staff of all!