How to make your own chicken mummy

I know, this is hardly a picture of a mummified chicken. Couldn't find any really good pics. In any case, I did find this site that tells you how to go about making your own mummy chicken. So, if you're bored out of your mind tonight or this weekend, then get crackin'. It does take a while, though, and seems to be a very big commitment. So, if you are looking for an alternative to a relationship, this could be it. And, if you're not satisfied you can throw it away. I guess you could also fuck it. Might be a little dry, though. Maybe if you filled the cavity with jello...

I just found a few alternative chicken mummy recipe's:

Chicken mummy recipe 1

Chicken mummy recipe 2

chicken mummy recipe 3