Wearing hot dog suit won't disguise your identity on the internet

Concerned about the government or anyone else for that matter tracking your activity on the internet? There are software solutions to this which can desguise your IP address which allows for you to remain annonymous. One of them is called TOR. The other I can't remember. So, TOR will have to do. Just go to their website and get yourself a disguise. If it helps, you can think of it as your virtual hot dog suit.