Pope to say there is no limbo
In a move that will cast aside centuries of Catholic tradition, the Pope is set to abolish the concept of Limbo for children.
Since the Middle Ages, Limbo has been held to be the place where the souls of children go if they die before they can be baptised.
But a 30-strong international commission of theologians summoned by the late John Paul II last year to come up with a "more coherent and illuminating" doctrine in tune with the modern age is to present its findings to Pope Benedict XVI on Friday.
No limbo! What a crock of shit, what might be next? And where will these babies go, Heaven? Fuck that. You want in to heaven, get baptised like the rest of us...to young to talk, not my problem.