Happy New Year, you fucks!

I was going to write this long BS thing about this year and how much its changed us and how we're all going to die. But, I really just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year. So, Happy New Year, you fucks. Let's do it right this year - let's finally throw the baby out with the bath water. Enjoy!

When Geese Attack

Muggers, killers, thiefs, crazy drivers, people asking for change and now it's the geese you've got to watch out for too. My commute is getting more dangerous by the day and it all begins just a few miles from home at the train station.

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