I have seen the green, and it is good.

Who knew that green was such a great color? Lots of fun things come in green, like M&M's, Rosie's car and foliage. Ranchers and Giants (both Jolly) come in green, as does William F. Buckley's favorite intoxicant.

Envy is green, as is snot. Money, at least the American version, is green; at least until the next monetary redesign to combat counterfeiting (ha ha ha).

I hope we can all get behind green. Like green. Love green, even.

If not, magenta it is.