Levitra needed

By WILLIAM J. KOLE, Associated Press Writer

VATICAN CITY - Black smoke poured from the Sistine Chapel's chimney Monday evening, signaling that the cardinals sequestered inside for the first papal conclave of the new millennium failed to elect a new pope.

Apparently, the "princes" couldn't get it up. So, the circle jerk session will continue tomorrow in the effort to finally elect a new jerk-off buddy - a successor to John Paul II.

I wonder what they use to make white smoke rather than black. What do they burn? Maybe one of you smart asses out in the Blogoshpere could answer that one.