knowledge is no longer free..

http://answers.google.com/answers/

search engine not good enough? want to know what color is most prevalent in amelda marcos' shoe closet? care to know the average size of a genital wart?

pay google and they will tell you.

or, you could just USE google and look it up.

buy why sift through results pages on your own when some pasty faced twenty something will gladly sacrifice his friday evening to sift for you .. for $2.50 or better.

damn..

this makes cliff's notes look like a legitimate approach to reading a novel.