Happy Easter

I've got some pretty profound thoughts for you all this Easter: Go and "sin" big this Easter Sunday. Don't disappoint Jesus, now. He didn't die for nothing. He died, as I remember being told, for our sins so that man could be forgiven. Now that God has found it in his heart to forgive us by killing his own son...I'm just realizing how this shit doesn't really make sense. Maybe it's just time to go to bed.

Well, happy resurrection day Jesus. You've earned it, and we'll make sure it wasn't done in vein.

And just to clarify things, I haven't been drinking. Although, I wish I were.