I'll take some Foreknown Life Hollander Lady Style

Below is the front side and back side of one of two 'business cards' that was stuck under my hotel door in Beijing during my stay. The other was funny, but this one more. If any of you reading this blog know's chinese or chinglish, please explain what some of these are. I have my own thoughts, but would like to know for sure.



By the way, I got back to the U.S. tonight. Blogging comfortably on my sofa again. Somehow I miss being in a communist country.