"batteries included"

Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house Crystal shares with her grandmother. The box had batteries on top, and a note that said "Congratulations Crystal. This side up. Batteries included."

Crystal opened the box and found her dog's head inside. The box also contained Valentine's Day candy.

This is one super fucked up little story. Another thing that jumped out at me when I read it was that the supposed 17 year old sounds retarded. Not that it necessarily has anything to do with anything.