Useless Food Item

Do you play with your food? Or, more specifically, do you enjoy creating eight-legged creatures out of your frank (no pun intended)? For the five of you out there, let me introduce your to: OctodogFrankfurter Converter.

And I recommend browsing the website -- there are plenty of other fun, useless gifts, including an inflatable sheep (under the category "romantic") and the infamous Jesus action figure we've all come to know and love.

What wacky gifts do YOU like most?