What's the secret word of the day, Conky?

If you shoot over to turdwords.com, you'll find the turd word of the day(which is actually more of a phrase, but we'll let that slide). Today's "word" is Crusty Tunnel. MMMMM. There's also the option to rate the "word" on a scale from "Crap" to "a classic".

The word for Nov. 29, 2005 is

crusty tunnel
Rating: (20 votes) 918 page views
Noun Submitted by: R & S
Definition 1: When you take a shit, but there is no toilet paper so you have to pull your pants up and bear it, and it crusts in and around your rectum.
Usage Example: Oh my god, you can tell from the way Rob walks that he has a crusty tunnel

But, here's an actual word from the Turdword's dictionary:

aardvark
Rating: (85 votes) 12,151 page views
Noun Submitted by: wizzy
Definition 1: another term to describe an uncircumcised penis.
Usage Example: Enzo's not like the rest of us, I think he's got an aardvark.
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