God bless corporate sponsorship

i would like to share a dream with you all..
a dream where we all have our very own corporate sponsors. someone to pay us to go out in public and represent. flaunt our wares. smile pretty.

i would just love to have "brut" plastered on my chest... or maybe a cool jingle that i could walk around singing... the possibilities are endless.

who would you want YOUR corporate sponsor to be?