What is god going to do?

Forget radars, satellites, forecasts, hurricane hunters and even personal weather stations - it's all up to god. Will god send Hurricane Katrina directly into New Orleans and flood it all or will he spare them and send it elsewhere?

Sources say god is leaning towards wiping everyone in New Orleans out. He's been ranting about why people would build a city 10 feet below sea level. But there is still room here for a big miracle. People all across the country are praying today - praying hard for him to spare all those fortunate souls, but no one really knows what god is going to do. He's been pretty busy lately, saving people from plane crashes, giving Bush advice and even taking a little 'me' time for himself (that's where he was when the Tsunami struck).

It's hard though to predict what's going to happen with this one because it's really a win win situation for him like most other things. Divert or weaken the storm, it's a miracle and he's a hero once again...send it straight down the Mississippi and he'll be thanked just because people survive.

I'm just happy he saved the queen.

UPDATE: This is from the National Weather Service. It's the grimmest weather warning I've ever seen. I wonder if it will all pan out. god save the plantation!

THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES.

WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.