A weight loss plan like no other

One quick note: This is from an insructional on how to have sex with man's best friend - the right way. Pay special attention to the last paragraph.

If you want to lose weight you can suck your dog off several times a day before each meal to add filler into your belly. A dog's cum is just like human cum...straight protein, it's non-fattening. So suck and swallow as much as you like and drop dem pounds. My slave has lost 45 pounds in 6 weeks and is keeping it off by continuing to suck dem doggies off. Of course she was sucking the dogs off 18 to 20 times a day and has droped that to sucking each dog off twice before meals and at bed time, 4 times a day to maintain her weight.

One last note of importance. It's best not to just pick up a stray and take him home to do this with. If you have your own dog I'd suggest before doing him you take him to your vet and tell him you want to breed him and want him to be checked out for any and all STDs. There is only one STD I know of that a human can contract from K9 sex. It's call Brucellosis but it's not just transmitted through animals. Humans can contract and pass it along without ever having sex with an animal. Some would have you believe that it's strictly a canine contracted disease but it's not.