Turd Birds. What an idea!

THE POOP ON OUR PRODUCT

Bird body: Genuine California horse excrement (horse turds). The artist carefully inspects each turd for shape, consistency, and color. If acceptable, the turd is dried and sealed in liquid plastic. Rest assured, only the highest quality of turds are used. The staff at Turd Bird Express take their shit seriously.




Head, legs: California coastal driftwood, grape wood, in some cases just plain ´ol sticks. The artist personally selects the natural wood used on each Turd Bird, selecting only pieces with personality and attitude, giving each finished Turd Bird its own unique identity.