Bobby Fischer

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1. 
   Why is Iceland offering Bobby Fischer Asylum?

   
   
   Because they are part of the Axis of evil.

   
   
   Bobby Fisher is hot. 61, but hot for and old guy.

   
   
   The big 1972 chess battle between him and Spassky was held there.

   
   

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2. 
   Why is He being held in Japan?

   
   
   He tried to go to the Phillipines with a invalid pass port.

   
   
   He was allegedly keeping little Japanese boys downstairs in his basement.

   
   
   violating international sanctions against Yugoslavia for playing chess matches there

   
   
   Both A and C.

   
   

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3. 
   Which one is a real Bobby Fischer remark?

   
   
   Eat my ass, monkey lover!

   
   
   Fuck the U.S. I want to see the U.S. wiped out.

   
   
   Jews suck cheese nuggets!

   
   
   It's too bad that george W. Bush hasn't been assassinated. I look forward to his death and the downfall of the US.

   
   

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