motherfucker

God is one lazy motherfucker. They claim he's all powerful. He's almighty. He's everywhere. Then why is he so fucking lazy? They say he created us too. And that he still loves us - then why did he leave? Where the hell did he go?

Supposedly, there's also this guy called the Devil. The creator and master of all evil. He's out there too. You see him everywhere. Spreading bad, evil, crime. He's active...he's not sitting around taking it easy - this guy's involved. God...the one we are supposed to praise and give thanks to, is just sitting back and letting us take it from the Devil day in and day out. What the fuck? All powerful? Almighty? Loves us? God is one lazy motherfucker.