¿No riegue?

I've been thinking again. This stuff around NO that people keep referring to as water...it's not water anymore. Far from it. Why do we keep calling it water then? It needs a better, more accurate name. A sarcastic slang of some sort.

Submit new names here for the substance formally known as water that is now being drained into a fresh water lake. Be creative...but there is a 25 character limit.